Friday, September 21, 2007

I don't even eat there anymore, but...

But I saw this, and couldn't help but laugh at how true it is. And at how OCD I am to have noticed it, too.

(He gets points from me for using the word "tessellate." Extra points for spelling it correctly. And super-extra bonus points for using it as a verb.)

I don't think it's ever bothered me as much as the cartoonist, but it's nice to know that somebody thinks like I do. So, even if I am crazy, at least I'm not crazy and alone.

Yet, even more interesting is this image someone sent to the cartoonist from an actual Subway location.

Now, I know Subway is franchised, so I doubt this is an official Subway policy. (Otherwise, I'd call it a global conspiracy to offend OCD sufferers.) Still, it seems pretty rotten. And really, have you ever seen a sandwich artist place the cheese slices so that they cover the sandwich without overlapping? Maybe the sandwich "artists" prefer to place them the other way just so they can buck the system. I hear artists get a kick out of that. But rest assured, a sandwich "engineer" would never let that slide. It seems we engineers alone understand that good design is beautiful in and of itself. It doesn't need to make a statement. Why can't we appreciate the elegance inherent in a thing (e.g., a sandwich) that functions just as it should (e.g., cheese in every bite), without any superfluous parts (e.g., "unnecessary dairy overlap")?

In closing, 40 cents for a "life worth living" might seem a paltry ransom. But it's the principle of the thing. You hear me, Jared?

(crazybull4life, I fully expect to hear from you.)


Crazybull4life said...

As expected, here I am to comment. This store would be in trouble they are not in compliance. Stores are not allowed to have hand written signs hanging, and if their field consultant is any good, they will get marked off.

Also, I don't really know that there is a set way to put the cheese on the sandwich, just the amount, so this is totally an isolated incident.

Crazybull4life said...

So I have to tell you that I finished the rest of Office Season 3 this past week, and I saw the epidsode you make the Andy reference. The pig latin part makes so much more sense. I love that show!

corbin said...

Hey Joe! How did you find me? It's small blog-o-world, I guess. How is the Old Dominion doing? Are you still at Tech?