Reasons, or excuses?

From a recent Gmail chat:

hey, so i want to show you a cool posting my friend put on his blog!
...
http://hotcupojoe.blogspot.com/
oh, wait, not him, he doesn't even write a blog anymore

Oh, the sarcasm is palpable!

Let me fill in the reasons why I don't post (more).

1. I'm not an attention whore.
2. I'm not a voyeur. I don't like to make all parts of my life public. But I might consider it if it weren't for the fact that...
   
3. my life is boring. At least to me...
   
4. and people seem to agree. For this one, a picture might help:
   
   
5. I'm lazy. Yes, I know it's true of just about anybody, and it shouldn't qualify as an excuse. But at least I'm being honest about it.
   

P.S. And now, I have officially spent more time talking about blogging than any other topic on this blog. How boring.